Unsatisfied by April Fool’s Day, the prankster planted some acorns in a cemetery on Arbor Day. The following spring, the graves were disturbed by roots, giving rise to zombie rumors.
4/27/2017: "Teeny, Money-Negative Troubles: A True Story”
Why is the last $20 easier to spend before great sale items become available? I had enough for fourteen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics… until the day before the sale.
4/26/2017: “Alien Day”
Eons ago, humans celebrated Alien Day, referencing a 1979 movie. Had they known how long this damn war would last, they probably would’ve spent that day avenging early anal probes.
4/26/2017 Random Haiku: “Happy LV-426”
It’s Alien Day!
Huzzah for Ridley Scott’s film!
Boo to face huggers.