"Punxsutawney Phil's
no meteorologist,
but I think he's right."
Valentine's Day (or more accurately, 2/15):
"On Valentine's night,
you rocked my world, you sexy
4.4 earthquake."
Presidents' Day:
"Happy Pres'dents Day.
Birthday love to George and Abe.
Now let's go shopping!"
Black History Month:
"Celebrate great black
Amer'cans like Dr. King,
Oprah, and Jay-Z."