Saddened many an Arkham fool.
The end of the Hatter arose from a matter
When he’d kidnapped Alice from school;
But it was not she who did the deed,
For Batman broke his only rule.
Batman saved dear Alice from the Hatter’s
Mind-controlling spell,
But in doing such, he sentenced Tetch
To eternity in Hell.
When Alice was revived, amazed she’d survived
From this dastardly encounter,
She ran a sharp knife Into the scalp
Of the now deceased Mad Hatter.
The Commissioner assured the Caped Crusader
That wrong had been made right.
After all, a similar fall
Had given Gotham a fright
As the credits rolled and the end bells tolled
For 2008’s The Dark Knight.