On Travel Channel's Best Bars, I saw Aspen's Woody Creek, one-time office of Hunter Thompson. They have liquor made from potatoes fertilized by his ashes. Now that's a Gonzo drink!
4/25/2017: "Rejected Pickup Line #4"
I told the Pisces, "You're a water sign? I'm a fire sign... Let's get together and make some steam!" She slapped me. Oh, well... plenty of fish in the sea.
Foot Notes:
24. Last night was the premiere of this season's Booze Traveler: Best Bars, and Aspen was one of the spotlights. When I learned that potatoes were planted where HST's ashes landed, I immediately wanted to go to that bar and drink in his essence. Maybe it'd make me a better writer!
25. This is an actual pick-up line I made up when I was in my 20s. I only used it online, because if I'm being honest, I was (and still am) not interested in a sexual partner, so I said stupid shit like this without caring if it impressed women or not.
(In case you missed it elsewhere on the site, I've recently come to grips with being asexual... mostly thanks to the current Jughead comic series. Who said comic books weren't a serious social literary medium?)
But yeah, in case you're wondering, the "Pisces/fish" thing is a pun that occurred to me. I may not like physical intimacy, but I love a good pun! ;-)